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Hush Hush

Mouse — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:09:38 +0000

Just finished the book Hush Hush by…..Aw damn. Becca Fitzpatrick [Thanks Google], and I have to say it’s not that bad. I mean, its original as far as the plot goes, with the angels and such, but not so much the romance between Patch and Nora. I do like Patch’s character a lot. I don’t like the fact that they’re in high school or that she’s ridiculously smart but I do like Patch’s uneducated front. Always one for a romance novel, I’ll have to give this one a nice six out of ten. Good job, Fitzpatrick.

Hold this.

Mouse — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 01:22:56 +0000

The punch landed square on my jaw, uppercut. I flew back and landed heavily on the carpet. I didn’t know shag could hurt that much. Off somewhere to the side of me I heard a woman scream. My client. Both my eyes were shut against the pain and inwardly, I sighed. “Dammit.” I hate when women use me to make their men jealous. It always ends the same, man beats me up, woman cries, man takes her back, and I’m left with twenty dollars and a black eye. The woes of a man whore. I stiffened as I felt the man’s fists grip my shirt in two little mini balls of jealous rage. He pulled me up and brought me close to his own face, mine looking quite pathetic, I imagine. “What the hell do you think you’re doing with my wife?” Well, sir, I was going to provide the services that your wife so kindly paid for, and then be on my way. See? Didn’t think the whore could be grammatically savvy, did you? Instead of saying all these things and risking further pain, I stayed silent. My eye was already beginning to swell up anyway. He growled something and was about to hit me again when the woman came up beside me, her shirt mostly unbuttoned and hanging limp. “Matt, don’t hurt him. I hired him. He’s just doing what he was paid for.” Thank you. The guy dropped me and I let out a squeak, falling in a less humiliating way. If possible. The guy, Matt, still glared at me like a bull on a conquistador, his wife hanging off his shoulder. I felt like I should try and explain or something but I was afraid he would beat me up again.

Funny Picture.

Mouse — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 01:04:08 +0000

Haha.

Hellfire Commentaries Dramatic Reading of ‘My Immortal’

Mouse — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:48:35 +0000

Alright, for those of you who don’t know, ‘My Immortal’ is probably the WORST fan fiction of Harry Potter ever written. Ever. This guy, I don’t know his name, does a reading of this fan fiction and he’s cockney so he has an accent which just makes the whole thing better. If you’re interested, and you think you can stomach it, listen.

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A commercial idea

Mouse — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:44:05 +0000

Alright, as my first post, I think I should break the ice with something funny, right? Well, my sister and I were watching a Victoria Secret commercial and, not being sticks, were complaining about the skinny chicks they have on their commercials. Here’s how the conversation went;

Sister; I hate it when they have skinny chicks on there. That doesn’t make women want to buy their stuff. It makes us hostile. We don’t think, ‘If I buy that it’ll make me skinny!!’ but, ’I'mma cut a bitch.’.

Me; Right?! -laughter- We should make a new commercial with a skinny chick all hot and shit, modeling half-naked and such and then BAM. A fat chick comes barreling out from beyond the frame and tackles the skinny chick.

Sister; -gut clenching laughter-

Me; Then, to top it off, have her strip the skinny chick (off camera) and pull on the advertised panties. -strikes an amazing pose-

Sister; -dieing-

Ahh? Ahh?!? If any commercial directors want to use this, feel free but I want a cut. My sister to. Maybe. >_>